Crazy that you're just a Substacker breaking down the entire financial game, if you got a better spawn point you'd make Sam Altman look as broke as me. I think the only way you start an investment bank would require a handful of crypto rug pulls and a lot of tax evasion tho
This was a great read. In my normie life I work in the finance industry and you have to have a certain sense of savagery to survive that line of work, meanwhile the corporate world environment (at least the one I work in) is very PC and restrictive
After reading this article I think it should get even more competitive, miserable, soulsucking and cutthroat. these rentseeking parasites need to be stopped Chad or not.
Jamie dimon henry kravis Ken griffin Steve cohen all constitute chad status to me. Wall Street is not run by neurotic status chasers. It is run by ppl like the aforementioned psychos who are there to win bc winning feels good
Steve Cohen is a psycho and also a textbook balding nerd who also was outsmarted in negotiations by Juan fucking Soto and his agent
It's hilarious how spreadsheet jockeys such as yourself have convinced yourself that sitting behind a computer all day responding to Slacks is actually Dominant and Manly bc Scorsese made a movie about finance guys doing tons of drugs
In the past you and your scrawny merchant class would be hunted for sport by the actual chads
The MBA route is optimal for Chads anyways bc it means they spend another year in adult daycare and avoiding soul destroying grunt work
Ya they always win. There’s a lesson there
Crazy that you're just a Substacker breaking down the entire financial game, if you got a better spawn point you'd make Sam Altman look as broke as me. I think the only way you start an investment bank would require a handful of crypto rug pulls and a lot of tax evasion tho
no caps acronyms and fuckd grammar ftw
This was a great read. In my normie life I work in the finance industry and you have to have a certain sense of savagery to survive that line of work, meanwhile the corporate world environment (at least the one I work in) is very PC and restrictive
Pming u
as a finance major this is so accurate all my classmates r genuinely crazy
This was a very mentally stimulating article. I felt my brain getting wrinklier than ever. 🙏🏻🙏🏻
Substack is a great app
How does IB still exist? Isn't it all tech now? I feel like I'm back in 2016.
yes everything is computer
After reading this article I think it should get even more competitive, miserable, soulsucking and cutthroat. these rentseeking parasites need to be stopped Chad or not.
Ah yes, Stephen Schwarzman, classic WASP gigachad
Where did I ever mention WASP? “well actually” mfs like u are exactly who we need to be screening for btw
Wall street is run by balding nerds with dead shark eyes they just let the sales guys have a little fun on the side
Jamie dimon henry kravis Ken griffin Steve cohen all constitute chad status to me. Wall Street is not run by neurotic status chasers. It is run by ppl like the aforementioned psychos who are there to win bc winning feels good
Steve Cohen is a psycho and also a textbook balding nerd who also was outsmarted in negotiations by Juan fucking Soto and his agent
It's hilarious how spreadsheet jockeys such as yourself have convinced yourself that sitting behind a computer all day responding to Slacks is actually Dominant and Manly bc Scorsese made a movie about finance guys doing tons of drugs
In the past you and your scrawny merchant class would be hunted for sport by the actual chads