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meatmountain's avatar

The MBA route is optimal for Chads anyways bc it means they spend another year in adult daycare and avoiding soul destroying grunt work

Rxmeen's avatar

Ya they always win. There’s a lesson there

Brandon's avatar

Crazy that you're just a Substacker breaking down the entire financial game, if you got a better spawn point you'd make Sam Altman look as broke as me. I think the only way you start an investment bank would require a handful of crypto rug pulls and a lot of tax evasion tho

stephen marshall's avatar

no caps acronyms and fuckd grammar ftw

Michael Owen's avatar

This was a great read. In my normie life I work in the finance industry and you have to have a certain sense of savagery to survive that line of work, meanwhile the corporate world environment (at least the one I work in) is very PC and restrictive

Rxmeen's avatar

Pming u

Sage's avatar

This was a very mentally stimulating article. I felt my brain getting wrinklier than ever. 🙏🏻🙏🏻

Evan Sipplen's avatar

Substack is a great app

Grey Squirrel's avatar

How does IB still exist? Isn't it all tech now? I feel like I'm back in 2016.

Rxmeen's avatar

yes everything is computer

publicprivatejournal's avatar

After reading this article I think it should get even more competitive, miserable, soulsucking and cutthroat. these rentseeking parasites need to be stopped Chad or not.

Samuel R Holladay's avatar

Ah yes, Stephen Schwarzman, classic WASP gigachad

Rxmeen's avatar

Where did I ever mention WASP? “well actually” mfs like u are exactly who we need to be screening for btw

Samuel R Holladay's avatar

Wall street is run by balding nerds with dead shark eyes they just let the sales guys have a little fun on the side

Rxmeen's avatar

Jamie dimon henry kravis Ken griffin Steve cohen all constitute chad status to me. Wall Street is not run by neurotic status chasers. It is run by ppl like the aforementioned psychos who are there to win bc winning feels good

Samuel R Holladay's avatar

Steve Cohen is a psycho and also a textbook balding nerd who also was outsmarted in negotiations by Juan fucking Soto and his agent

It's hilarious how spreadsheet jockeys such as yourself have convinced yourself that sitting behind a computer all day responding to Slacks is actually Dominant and Manly bc Scorsese made a movie about finance guys doing tons of drugs

In the past you and your scrawny merchant class would be hunted for sport by the actual chads

Rxmeen's avatar

First of all Juan Soto is a chad bro and he could probably fuck ur bitch. Second of all I don’t work in finance and havent been inside excel in like 3 years but if I did I would never work for a firm that operated out of slack. Third of all ur actually retarded and if we lived in medieval times I would crack my mug of grog over ur head for bumping into me in the tavern and then steal ur wench and raw her while listening to the periods equivalent of chase west

Samuel R Holladay's avatar

😂 grow a real mustache and we can talk

Matt's avatar

we get it dude you’re poor as shit

Samuel R Holladay's avatar

Subscribe to my engineering channel Matt and you too can learn to make money without posting 80 times a day on Wallstreetbets