This should have 753,000 likes. The videos are SO fucking hard to watch, but every line you wrote is so fucking funny. Please please please more & recurring I beg
Looksmaxxing and the alpaca haircut and social media is totally creating these people. Not unlike the performative artsy male (tote bags, matcha, public reading) where I live. I love this deep dive and all the names of the people you went into sound like they came out of a nepo baby toxic masculine name generator
I call them the "LETS GOOOO" Mafia. Chase Ridgway looks like a pitbull that's been sprayed with mace. Jack Nau Nau looks like a temu Luigi Mangione with the intelligence stat nuked by -40%
I truly do not envy the life of these clowns. They are bound, like a curse from an ancient Greek myth, to keep up the bit and never stop or else their sponsors will say "your brand voice has changed..." and drop them. A truly unique form of hell they've dug themselves into.
I really appreciated your writeup. I live in Austin. Ground zero for this shit. It was catharsis to read.
idk why this found me like 4 months later but this shit was so funny but i met JNN at my college town and we sat with him and his friends (one of them was a bench player for the Hawks so go off ig) at a table and it was a huge party/outdoor concert festival thing and we were at a bar and he just kept buying us waters and he wanted to leave and see other people and let us keep the table nice guy and took a video with us and said #stopgooning at the end bro is as authentic as it gets
I don’t know why this came across my feed. But thanks for reminding me why I deleted all mainstream social media. Genuinely can feel the anger through your words 😂😂. Side note though people will be people they’ll do whatever tf to feel included. Shit can always be turned around they’ll probably be someone in the future who uses this to also hate on the awareness you are bringing. Sadly it’s the world we live in. just a bunch of people conditioned on whatever is trendy.
this was funny as fuck i used to aspire to be like noah rolette in high school and it’s always pretty hilarious and leveling to look back on but this was a unique pleasure to read
I think I’m too old for this shit, so I enjoy you doing the research for me
Ur welcome sofafrozen 🫶
This was both fascinating and terrifying. The dude on the motorcycle smoking weed and doing a fit check took me tf out. I was dying 😭
U didn’t think he looked cool ?!?!?!?
Not particularly. Maybe if he was smoking a joint it would’ve been cooler. But like, a mini pipe? Idk if that’s a vibe.
What if he was doing bag while wearing Japanese selvedge and shouting at u abt the deep state?
Sound like a regular Tuesday afternoon haha
JNN works for blackrock so he is quite literally a psyop sent to poison the 23-28 year old post grad demographic
Crazy where can I read more about that/ where did you learn this
He quit his job and is now spiraling bc he’s living w his parents again
Jesus saves
This should have 753,000 likes. The videos are SO fucking hard to watch, but every line you wrote is so fucking funny. Please please please more & recurring I beg
Thank u there’s more coming soon
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed this much in my entire life, literally so glad to have discovered your account lmfao
Looksmaxxing and the alpaca haircut and social media is totally creating these people. Not unlike the performative artsy male (tote bags, matcha, public reading) where I live. I love this deep dive and all the names of the people you went into sound like they came out of a nepo baby toxic masculine name generator
I call them the "LETS GOOOO" Mafia. Chase Ridgway looks like a pitbull that's been sprayed with mace. Jack Nau Nau looks like a temu Luigi Mangione with the intelligence stat nuked by -40%
I truly do not envy the life of these clowns. They are bound, like a curse from an ancient Greek myth, to keep up the bit and never stop or else their sponsors will say "your brand voice has changed..." and drop them. A truly unique form of hell they've dug themselves into.
I really appreciated your writeup. I live in Austin. Ground zero for this shit. It was catharsis to read.
idk why this found me like 4 months later but this shit was so funny but i met JNN at my college town and we sat with him and his friends (one of them was a bench player for the Hawks so go off ig) at a table and it was a huge party/outdoor concert festival thing and we were at a bar and he just kept buying us waters and he wanted to leave and see other people and let us keep the table nice guy and took a video with us and said #stopgooning at the end bro is as authentic as it gets
Utk?
UGA
right right I like this
lol ty this is hilarious
Wtf is wrong with these ppl?
combo of ego overload and lack of sentience
I don’t know why this came across my feed. But thanks for reminding me why I deleted all mainstream social media. Genuinely can feel the anger through your words 😂😂. Side note though people will be people they’ll do whatever tf to feel included. Shit can always be turned around they’ll probably be someone in the future who uses this to also hate on the awareness you are bringing. Sadly it’s the world we live in. just a bunch of people conditioned on whatever is trendy.
I appreciate the genuine anger you write with
Hilarious 10/10
you got a good voice in yo writing foo
Thx big bro
this was funny as fuck i used to aspire to be like noah rolette in high school and it’s always pretty hilarious and leveling to look back on but this was a unique pleasure to read
Glad ur no longer brain dead
Thank you for validating what I have felt for the last year being raped on my screen by these performative fags
Im glad I could vindicate your correct beliefs