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Aenseidhe's avatar

You can come back and give advice once your no longer a wimpy skinny fat homosexual, but alas you will never stop being a faggot.

Ann K Sterzinger's avatar

It would be healthier for you if you came out of the closet

Rxmeen's avatar

I’m so far out it’d make ur head spin

Zolti's avatar

T50s... ngmi im afraid

Aecio's avatar

It’s no coincidence that everyone who shares this viewpoint is either disgustingly skinny or horribly fat

Dronom!'s avatar

You look like a hapa

Whatever Woman's avatar

nah agree fully. dated this italian guy once who was super hot but so obsessed with arnold and pumping iron we’d watch it every week. he asked me to point out where my clit was after we had sex once. think about him all the time

Colin Mortemore's avatar

Advice from Brad Pitt’s cousin — just go in there and pick the weights up and put them back down

Bad and Blonde's avatar

This guy is gay. I ain’t reading that

Wolly Works's avatar

Jujitsu gets you ripped, no need for a gym. Not in the body building aspect more of the HOLY SHIT WHAT A GRIP ON THAT HANDSHAKE type beat.

Georges Duroy's avatar

Coping and seething about your superiors on the internet, so everyone can see what a fag you are. Projecting much?

I’d tell you to just get a membership but I really don’t want you ruining everyone else’s gym times with your presence.

Francisco Santos Silva's avatar

this is a part of substack i’m not sure if i needed to find

ReadingRainbow's avatar

It’s like blaxploitation but for zoomers

Sectionalism's avatar

All combat sports are just sports, and I don’t see how being good at punching is any better than being good at pitching or being good at lifting weights.

“But he could beat me up o algo”

Someone who is strong and has rudimentary training in a martial art probably could too. Also, physically attacking someone is illegal so I don’t know why someone boxing you to death scares you more than someone throwing a rock at the back of your head or something. Rocks are pretty common, they’re just lying around all over the place.

I think you’re just coping for being small lil bro

𝐃𝐮𝐕𝐀𝐘 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐗's avatar

this whole piece was combative…. and thats why im here.

petrichor's avatar

jiu jitsu is like the major sweaty grabby crotch-in-face component of mma so not sure about ur logic there but i'll allow it. i think it's hot so there's that. anyway so this big brain energy made you go for squash?

Rxmeen's avatar

Squash is old money. Engaging in physical violence is new money. I fight people via a stable of lawyers and hired goons I have on retainer

Old Wolf's avatar

I do calisthenics. Ain't got no time for a damn gym.