Most guys who go to the gym are g*y

Do i have to censor out g*y or can i say it someone tell me

Before we get started here i really do need to know if i can say “gay” in the context that i’m using it in. I’m leaning towards ya but who knows? I’m fairly new to this stack shit so idk where it stands on the free use of terms like that.

Enough of that though let’s get into this shit. A couple months ago I started working out because I really want to be able to shave my head and wife beatermaxx around town (as in wear a wife beater not beat my wife) but feel like i need the Brad Pitt fight club body before i do so. Well I know i need it. It just wouldn’t feel right if i wasnt looking as fucking hung as he did for that movie. I mean he was literally so cut. Apparently at like 4% body fat. which is just otherworldly levels of him.

I’ve already lost my momentum on this workout grind bc i dont have a gym membership and my friend who had a home gym moved to dallas to pursue his dreams of licking boot in a corporate office. So im highkey cooked on rocking a beaty with a close shave for the moment. Summers over anyway so its actually fine bc ill be rocking barbour and filson all winter and will need my hair to be looking somewhat preppy (just tapped into the horse mane and tail shampoo early results are looking fire). This winter arcs about to be crazy though. I really think next summer my dream will be realized.

Back to the main point of this post though. Lowkey wanna ramblemaxx more to spite my readers but i’ll resist that urge bc this is a pretty important message i need to get out.

So because of the fact I dont know much about pumping and getting cut and whatnot i went and asked for advice from some of my friends who religiously workout and borderline have eating disorders bc they’re so obsessed with how they look. this was a huge mistake. like actually didn’t help me at all. i mean i totally didnt listen to any of the shit they said to me but it was lowkey highkey retarded so idc.

The part that stuck with me the most from my convos with them tho was that one of them fundamentally couldnt understand that i was trying to build lean muscle and not body build my way into looking like fucking arnold schwarzenegger. Like he was literally short circuiting at me trying to explain that i wasnt trying to build big muscles like him and instead just wanted to be lean and toned. It was like talking to a caveman he essentially just kept on going “but big muscle good” to whatever i was saying. I literally felt like i was gonna go insane.

This made me realize that most guys get in the gym and lose sight of why they’re in there in the first place. It goes from normal reasons like wanting to get healthy or to look hung to max out their wife acquisition abilities to the super gay reason of wanting to get as big as possible for the other guys in the gym to ooh and ahh at their big delts and pecs. Its so homoerotic. I promise u no one other than other guys in the gym wearing cut off t shirts and carrying around gallon jugs of water care about how fucking big ur muscles are. There’s a point of diminishing returns where u reach in your fitness journey where the general public (normal people) are like “oh ya that guys fit” and u can pretty much stay there but guys get obsessed with the validation they’ve been getting from other men in the gym so they just keep going and end up looking like a hamster u gave barry bonds levels of steroids too. This only impresses the other barry bond hamsters in the gym, normal people think u look grotesque and gay.

The reason they keep going on this journey instead of just stopping once they look relatively fit and hung is bc they forgot one key component on their self improvement journey. They forgot that just because you look healthy and in shape doesn’t automatically mean that girls are gonna start fawning over you. All it does is make it reduce a level of friction for girls to be like “ya this is someone whose face i’d like to eat”. You still have to have a level of confidence and charizz to get a girl to sit on your face. This fact is totally lost on most gym gigachads.

Bc of the fact they still aren’t getting the positive reinforcement from the female contingent of the population they just all glaze each other in what culminates into a steamy homoerotic echo chamber where they feel each other muscles and go “wow u lifted that heavy object so easily im super impressed and definitely not half chubbed rn.” Super gay.

If you’re trying to get as possible there’s pretty much only one way to do it without me thinking that you’re a gigantic loser. You have to get into a combat sport. Boxing is my favorite bc im highkey a homer for tradition and muhammad ali glazer and i think that grappling bullshit they do in the UFC where they writhe around on the ground and tangle their bodies into a caduceus adjacent figure is super sus. Muay thai is fine. Krav maga is out bc it was basically created to pummel brown people into the ground and i dont fuck with that. Also their military sucks so i take that as an indication that krav maga is useless. Judo, taekwando, and jiu jitsu are all fine imo. Boxing is easily the coolest though lets be real.

If you take up.a combat sport you can get as big as you want and i wont say shit to you. Partly bc my animal brain thinks its cool that u can do shit like that but mostly bc im not gonna say shit to anyone who could literally take my head off and subsequently stick their entire forearm down the opening of my newly unearthed esophagus.

So ya either work out and get in a normal level of shape or get into a combat sport.