Why you should be drone struck for breaking rules
Bermuda has figured out society and we need to all take a note before its too late
hey lolllllllll. im back and ive lowk been dealing with some writers block (cope) so im coming with something that should be shorter and lower lift than the fye that i’ve been serving up recently. im highkirk super up rn my goy sweater just came in and my chinese friend Derrick, my paki friend bblrackcope, and my canadian test tube baby friend knapp all visited me this past weekend for the miami geekend. now that my brain has sufficiently recovered from that geekage, im dropping this heater about why bermuda has created a little utopia that the entire world can take an example from
so me and my wonderful amazing mom went to bermuda last year around this time to aurafarm and flex on the mfs who cant just abscond to a tiny little island in the middle of the atlantic ocean. i really wasnt expecting much from that shi i just thought it was gonna be like nassau where its like the Caribbean nice clear water but kinda ratchet as fuck
i was pleasantly surprised tho. that shit was like a magical wonderland in the middle of the ocean. everything wAs clean as fuck. never felt unsafe. water was so clear u could see thru that shit. aura was off the charts. british hungs wearing linens on sailboats all around us as we were eating a nice lunch on the waters edge. i came out of there wanting to buy a crib there to abscond to and never speak to any of my day1s again. it was that fye.
the reason for bermuda being this heaven on earth is because of a few things imo. taxes are nonexistent basically (thats why hella insurance, reinsurance, and holding Co’s are based there), the weather is perfect (shit ltrly stays between 60-85 year round), the scenery is beautiful (clear ass water that you would NOT be able to fuck in discreetly), and most importantly they have strict ass laws that they will basically kill u for breaking. oooooh its so fuckin sick
now theres a lot of places in the world that have great weather, scenery, and low/no taxes, but theyre all missing that last piece of the puzzle. if u dont have strict laws that ur willing to punish people beyond what is reasonable, your beautiful utopia will turn into a shit hole (see the entire western world for the most part). people suck ass and they dont know how to keep a good thing going. they will ruin it unless you make sure they dont. this is what bermuda understands perfectly. and this is why i love it.
the first insane rule i heard was when i was first stepping onto the island. i overheard some stacy say to their chud husband “make sure not to throw that away in a trash can, if they catch u littering its a $5,000 fine.” ooooooowheeeeeee the way my heart soared when i heard this. 5k fine for throwing a gum wrapper on the street? YES YES YES. imo it should be more severe maybe a public beating or something like having to eat whatever u littered but 5k is a good start. and guess what i fucking noticed when i walked around the streets there? theres no trash on the ground. anywhere. in a world where u cant streetview a random location in india without seeing a pile of trash taller than victor wembanyama, the Bermudians solved this issue. and they did it by financially murdering u if u break this simple tenet. its so goated
i dont even give a shit about the earth. this is not some hippie save the planet shit. i just want my personal environment to be clean. i dont wanna see a filled condom on the ground when im going to the beach. i want to experience the world without trash piling up and swallowing me whole
the next giga rule i encountered was after my mom and I had our old money lunch at the yacht club. i wanted a little sweet treat after my asahi super dry and mahi mahi sandwich so i went and got a popsicle. i was still throating that shit when my mom and I were stepping onto the bus to go to the beach (u can actually ride the bus there bc its clean and nice and perfect and amazing) when the driver looked at me and said “no”. she said theres no eating on the bus!
so i stepped off and deleted my popsicle and hopped on the next bus. and guess what? i was perfectly ok with it. bc i saw the end result of the fact that they dont allow any fuckery on the bus. the shit was clean. the problem with the US is that the rules are enforced at random and most of them are so arbitrary that it just leaves u wondering why the fuck they even bother enforcing it. like either be like the bermudians and drone strike anyone who breaks rules or dont fucking bother me by saying “no drinking on the subway” when theres a fucking crackhead doing a whole ass gymnastics routine on the pole. like i genuinely cannot believe i got a ticket for calmly drinking a white claw surge with my misunder homie but a drug addict can do twirls and fly himself at half mast on the pole with a crackpipe in his mouth and thats apparently ok
the last thing i saw firsthand was the funniest by far. we’re on the bus riding to the giganice beach and one of the stops before is the airport. we stop and this british couple hops on with their bags etc. they looked so pumped to be in bermuda they were prbly thinking abt this amazing vacation they were abt to have and all the rawing they were gonna do as they put their suitcases in the alley next to them and got ready to go. JOKES ON THEM. the bus driver slams on the brakes and goes “no no no, suitcases go below your seat”. mind you the bus is entirely empty. its lltrly just me and my mom and this couple. there is so much room in the alleyway for this chud to put his suitcase and hold onto it. But thats against the rules. and the bus driver follows the damn rules.
i saw the chud try to object and to hold frame in front of his foid but to no avail. the driver would not budge. she was not moving that bus for any reason until that suitcase was on the ground beneath his feet. im watching this with a huge smile on my face, loving every second of it. the chud tries to move the suitcase to the seat in front of him. hoping this satiates the godwoman driving the bus. it does not. YES YES YES YES. she is not moving the bus until that suitcase is under his seat. the chud meekly puts it under his seat and we go on. wow…what an experience…truly.
sidenote: his foid should legit be allowed to cheat on him after that. there’s a way to deal w a situation like that and remain a chad and it is to smile and shrug your shoulders and say “no problem thank u” before deepthroating your popsicle. there is a way to deal w that and be emasculated and that is to try and object before folding and shyly putting ur suitcase beneath ur seat that is too cramped.
these are the three encounters i had with the giga rules in bermuda and it reinforced my belief that people are not capable of being left to their own choices when it comes to maintaining social order. i’ve said this before but there is a social contract and i believe that if you are to live in our society you have to sign that shit or you should be deprived of the benefits of breathing the same air that i do. our society would be infinitely better if basic rules that benefitted everyone were actually enforced and adhered to.
this is why i dont understand why people use the laws in countries like saudi arabia and singapore as a mark against them. saudi arabia sucks overall, but cutting off the hands of thieves is like one of the only things they get right. guess what morons? they dont have to deal with people stealing shit. you go to europe or nyc you gotta keep ur head on a swivvie for someone fondling ur dick and balls and taking ur shi. Saudi doesnt have that. bc they will take a mf hand. that is what we need.
people say its sooooooo ridiculous that singapore will fine you a band if you dont throw gum away correctly. well guess what? their streets and sidewalks arent covered in black spheres. its probably a lot nicer to be outside when thats the case. they dont have to worry about stepping in gum. in miami you have to keep your eyes peeled everywhere you go bc every braindead retard has a dog and they dont care about anyone other than themselves so they dont pick up their shit. if i had it my way, dog owners that didnt pick their refuse up would have the choice of having their leg cut off or having their dog executed. let’s see how much u love that little fuck now…
i could actually write an entire article just about how inconsiderate and low iq dog owners are but that is for a day when i have more plot armor built up. today is about Bermuda. and how much i love it. one of the only places i’ve been that actually cares about the greater good of the society before the fake “needs” of the few. we could have a society like that. maybe one day we will. literally give me a year and i can fix everything. but nooooooo you guys will vote another baby eater in office instead. nice
-R
wish I got to witness u throat that popsicle
my fav piece so far and I couldn't agree more