What really happened in Venezuela
Dont trust the legacy media's agenda i am coming at u w the truth
Ight so im gonna nip some of what i assume the fucking peanut gallery is gonna say right in the fucking bud bc i already know ppl on this insufferable app are gonna be like “well why should i listen to ur ass abt geopolitical affairs”?
bc im right. legitimately whenever geopolitics happen im always right about it. ask Nicholas (we’re in a fight rn so he may hate but whatever). idc what fox news says i am always right. idc what goynn says i am always right. for my brits out there idc what piers morgan says hes a cuck and im always right. so everyone shut up and listen and learn.
so ya basically delta force (which is just basically a fraternity for middle aged men who like doing intense stimulants and killing ppl bc their home life probably isnt too good and they jump at any excuse to go get racked with their boys and operate extrajudicially in foreign countries while operating heavy weapons) went into venezuela and just boonked the president lmao. genuinely sounds pretty sick i just wish i had control of delta force instead of the us govt bc i could get some real good done but whatever.
but ya delta force took nicolas maduro and his wife and reportedly had no casualties. which is pretty crazy and lowkirk not super believable but we’ll go with it i guess. now you may be wondering how we just went into a foreign country and stole their leader super easily and thats super valid. i think one of two things is true and im leaning more towards the second.
possibility number one is that maduro just wanted out. he was tweaked abt trump taking the oil tankers and blowing up fisherman in the ocean just for fun and was like fuck this shit im dipping sack and hopefully getting a place in miami out of this shit. that could explain why his wife was taken too.
possibility number two is that maduro got sold out by people in his circle. snakes in the grass type shit. most likely a combo of delcy rodriguez (we’ll get to her but she just got sworn in as interim(?) president), vladimir padrino (named after lenin and current boss man of the army, and cabello (bro is head of police basically and their secret police adjacent) so they had the militsry stand down while the delta force mfs just waltzed in listening to hells bells and doing bag and stole their president. the reason i think this is the likely scenario is bc maduro had way too much dip on his chip. that mf was feeling himself and calling out trump and telling him to come get him and shit and mimicking his dance (deadass internal US govt sources say this was the last straw for trump) so i think his inner circle was like yo hes gonna get us all touched we gotta get this mf out now.
lowkirkenually if i was an enemy head of state i would do what zohran did and just dickride. be like yo trump u smoke too tough, ur swag too diffy, ur bitch too bad to get him to like u and then he’ll pretty much just wont mess with u. like the thing with trump is that he doesnt actually believe in anything so if he likes u he’ll just do shit for u or at least leave u alone as long as u dont piss him off and can provide something for him. like fr if i was khameini i would just be like “mr trump u are so cool u would be such great persian. u are probably persian somewhere back in ur lineage. we are the real aryans u know thats why its called iran. let me name a mall in tehran after u” and that would probably change foreign policy to some extent if im being real. maduro fucked this up and while it was really funny to see him goad trump, it fucked him over in the end.
the thing with maduro thats gonna be interesting is that hes kinda him lowkey. like by all accounts hes super charismatic and tall (he legit heightmogged all the us agents that were escorting him). this trial is gonna be super interesting. like i genuinelly think if he got the opportunity to kick it with trump theyd build something special and change the world type shi.
so now im gonna go over the immediate aftermath of this shit. delcy rodriguez is now the president and trump says she’s gonna be more amenable to building with the us which i lowkirk dont believe. like that bitch is a socialist thru and thru. her entire fam growing up was. when she was a kid shed go to visit her pops in pris bc he was on socialist shit. and then her dad ended up being tortured to death by the previous regime. so like some pretty grim shit. time will tell tho ig prayers up for her bc the spotlights on.
a lot of mfs (legacy media being wrong once again) thought this huzz named machado was gonna be instilled into power but trump nixed that by saying in a presser that the venezuelan ppl didn’t fuck w her so he was fading her ass. its funny bc she legit just won the nobel peace prize (super fraudulent on some rodri ballon d’or she legit just got propped up bc trump and co was hating on venny and maduro) but still got faded. this is legit bc of the fact that she won the peace prize imo. like trump was apparently super pissed that he didnt win and wanted her to decline the award and give it to him. she even dedicated it to him lmao and he still, according to sources, called it “the ultimate sin”. im telling u trump just wants u to glaze him he doesnt believe in anything if she had done what he wanted he probably would be supporting her bitch ass rn lol.
this is where it gets spicy and where im gonna throw some truth bombs at dummies. a lot of mfs around the world are celebrating this shit being like “wooohoooo maduro was evil this is a great thing!” respectfully, yall are all either morons or purely out for self.
there is nothing good about the us govt just going in and stealing a head of state. thats not lit. the whole being the arbiter of the world shit is not ok and by the reaction of a lot of people that actually live in Venezuela, they are pretty fucking pissed off too. i know this may come as a shocker to some people but ur trusty venezuelan source for all things venezuela who lives in the US and whos name is julian eichmann hernandez-mengele, is not a reliable barometer for what actual people in the country are thinking. im so sick and tired of ppl just echoing whatever the diaspora from a particular country is saying bc theres a fucking reason they are not in venezuela still. its bc they suck shit and got kicked out by chavez. im looking at u cuban mfs too. a lot of yall suck and are just mad castro bitch slapped u. get over it.
im literally a product of the persian diaspora. and im saying this. the majority of our diaspora sucks ass too. patrick bet-david i hate u. LA persians, i hate most of u. the shah is not him he just fucked w ur uncle and let him get breaded. that doesnt mean we need that dumbass cuck back in power. DIE
im not even a maduro supporter i think hes mid and the drop off between him and chavez who seemed pretty capable from all accounts is pretty severe. but like to steal him? thats insane. bashar al assad is an mf that should’ve been stolen years ago. but isntead he and his wife were getting fucking vogue features. its straight up a nasty wolrd. maduro wasnt that bad from what i’ve seen he was just pretty run of the mill authoritarian figure. which is still bad but like theres so much worse out there. like every govt sucks ass i dont think maduros was extraordinarily worse. like he wasnt on some idi amin lets be real
it is weird tho bc the quality of life for the avg venezuelan probably gets better? and this is what supporters of ousting maduro harp on but lets for one second just examine the main reason why it sucks to live there rn. well people are poor, resources are scarce, and their exports have been dwindling. all no bueno and quite literally all caused by the US sanctions lmao. we create the fucking problem and then use it as reasoning to do whatver tf we want its pretty insane. and the majority of ppl just eat that shit up. braindeads.
moving forward here is gonna be interesting. obviously everyones been talking abt the oil implications but i really just dont see it happening im sorry. the people in venny clearly do not fuck with the idea of the us coming in and privatising their oil industry and i dont think its something we can take by force tbh. its one thing to come in and hit a lick on the president but to take over a country takes soooooooooooo many fucking resources its not even funny. i mean we did this in iraq and spent trillions and it didnt work! now oil execs do have the special type of biblical greed to ignore that and try again but it would just be such a nightmare imo. venny is uniquely fortified against any sort of military action and again its one thing to send in the special task force fueled by the psycho serum but to send in 19 year old dickheads who dont know shit abt fuck to Venezuela of all places is just not happening.
also to be completely honest, venezuela does not have the amount of oil we think it does. according to the morons at the legacy media venny has the largest oil reserves in the world. yep venezuela has the most oil in the world (its also the shittiest, gloopiest oil in the world that can only be refined in like 3 places but whatever). does that make sense to you? it shouldn’t. “but the source is OPEC!” they say. OPEC doesnt independently audit those numbers. they just take the word of whatever the country says their oil reserve is. so the media wants u to believe that the country that they have been telling u has been led by maduro, who is a lying drug trafficking illegitimate president and who’s prior president: hugo chavez is the socialist boogieman, is also simultaneously telling the truth about their oil reserves. the media legit thinks u guys are stupid. more pragmatic estimates put vennys oil at like 1/4th of the actual estimates so still a lot of oil im just tired of ppl saying its got the most. it just makes no sense
.a lot of ppl are pontificating what all this means for the rest of the world. idk to be real. china may see this as a way to take taiwan and have a leg to stand on when it comes to the legality of it. but also the us couldve done this preemptively knowing that china was def gonna take taiwan already so they use venny as a way to make up the economic loss of taiwan? idk theres too much shit we wont know the real motives until more data is out there. russia could use this to take zelenskyy? i dont necessairly agree with that bc russias whole thing isnt regime change its straight up a land grab so i dont think thats hella fruitful considering its not like zelenskyy is super loved in ukraine or globally (doing corruption during a war will do that). the cia may be able to instill a leader in venny who is sympatehtic to them and then maybe the US will get what they want! idk.
i think whats more likely to happen is that trump is gonna get bored bc the excitement of watching his troops steal a president cant be topped by what would come in terms of trying to instill genuine regime change in venezuela so he’s gonna turn his attention elsewhere. unfortunately for me and my family its looking like that attention shift will be to iran again.
all this could be wrong tho. i’ve been seeing some ppl say that the oil and regime change and all that is just a front to hide something even more important. according to some sources online maduro had found traces of an unknown culture in the mountains. and that this has to be the lost tomb of gilgamesh and the nephilim. and all this was just a fuckin charade for the US to go in and get that. who the fuck knows anymore
-R