How I would solve the homeless crisis

this is rlly the only remedy and im sorry to you snowflakes out there this might trigger u but tough problems need tough solutions

this is an issue that ive genuinely changed my mind on hella as ive grown older and and am transitioning from a yp (young persian) to big bro in one year. and im not one of those ppl who’s scared to go out in big cities or ride public transit bc i think its a foregone conclusion that im gonna be raped and pillaged the moment the train doors close but straight up for the betterment of our cities and for the homeless ppl we need to figure this shit out"

Im turning 25 in two weeks so i got 1 year left of being a YP

when i was an young yp i was more on the libtard side of this issue and thought that the homeless were delicate little flowers that just needed to be watered a bit before they would blossom into beautiful florets that would transcend our society into a new valhalla that we could all enjoy. i no longer believe this (about every single unhoused mf some of them prob are) and its because of a realization that i came to a few years ago.

lowkirk i’ve always believed that most people in our society are unfortunately inherently selfish and just overall not good people but for whatever reason i never extended this same belief to the homeless i really just reserved it for corporate greed maxxers or politicians or doctors or whatever. but once i applied this belief to the homeless too the fix to the unhoused problem finally clicked for me.

just like the rest of society not every homeless is a good person but there are some who genuinely are just down on their luck and need a little help getting out of a tough spot. of course there are also the ones who you could give every opportunity in the world and even if u gave them some fye carol christian poell to wear to a job interview they’d sell it to buy a spoon to cook some meth up. the only difference really would be that the spoon would be tiffany.

tiffany spoon that you could use to cook up drugs i guess

this is why my idea is perfect. it allows for the homeless who are genuinely trying to make a better life for themselves to do so while also providing a better resolution for the mfs who just wanna geek and fent fold.

Path 1: Allow Yourself to Prosper
This first part is going to be a massive undertaking, both logistically and financially, but it will be worth it and dont worry theres gonna be a way where we can make the bread back to pay for all this shit.

we have to build huge temporary dormitories (most likely will be brutalist) outside every major population center that has a huge homeless population. obviously new yorks (~140k homeless mfs) will be bigger than chicagos (30k homeless mfs) but they wont even have to be big enough for that many people bc not every unhoused mf is going to want to move to the dorms so they can become productive members of society. a lot of them are just gonna wanna stay outside to geek and fent fold.

they are going to learn to appreciate brutalism as well

but lets say half of them do go to the dorms the estimated cost for this massive construction effort is like $28 billion (we currently spend $10billion a year nationally on the homeless crisis) but like i said dont worry i have a plan so we can make at least some of this back.

the whole point of this housing project is to provide them with shelter and food and amenities so they can feel like people again along with providing resources to teach them skills so they can go out in the world and find jobs or go to school and become productive members of society.

this mf is also gonna create a fuckton of jobs in the form of instructors and food workers and all that shit so we’re stimulating the economy in this way too as well as whatever construction company (hopefully mine) is gonna win the contract for the fucking buildings.

but ya basically the whole concept here is if you are willing to forego your current life on the streets (ltrly why wouldnt u) and go into the temporary housing to learn skills we’ll give you like 6 months or something free of charge to reset and learn some skills and apply to jobs and all that shit. the idea is that we’d also have partners that we’d be working with to place people into new roles and whatnot. we’ll work with colleges and schools to get programs set up to give scholarships to people as well and work with to subsidize future rents and stuff too like i really want this to be the golden ticket out and i am willing to do really anything to help someone who wants to accept the help and better their life.

this is what we’re trying to fucking create lets fucking go

this is really a no brainer if you are not willing to take advantage of free housing, free food, free counseling, free fucking everything for the 6 months or 9 months or whatever it is and then go and get a job and get subsidized rent to turn your life around then you are cooked and you really should not be able to just roam the streets of our cities and do whatever the fuck u want. there is a social contract and i am going to make you sign that shit otherwise you’re going into path 2.

additional note: if you are someone who is addicted to drugs or some other haram like that we have not forgotten about you! these buildings are gonna have addiction treatment centers and we will take the time to help you kick ur habit whether its injecting, smoking, sucking, fucking whatever it is. obviously the time for this will likely be longer than 6-9 months but thats ok the whole point of this is that if you want help we will provide that shit but if you dont wanna stop being an addict then guess what? you’re going down path 2

Path 2: Mr Beast: Homeless Czar
ok so if for whatever reason you are someone who didn’t want to take advantage of all the free shit that we are going to offer to you and basically the route to being a productive member of society who can have a good life then you will be placed with mr beast. that simple really

we will probably construct a huge compound (split costs between govt and mr beast) in one of the npc flyover states (south dakota maybe?) and transport all the people who didnt wanna go to homeless university there. now they are still gonna be given a place to live and food and all that shit but it comes with a caveat: mr beast kinda has free reign (obviously within certain legalities) to use you however he wishes for his content.

giving mr beast and his team tens of thousands of homeless people is basically like our version of the medici family funding da vinci to create whatever he wanted. he is going to be able to make so much media from this that America B (my term for all npc americans like ppl who like taylor swift or benson boone or ppl who already watch mr beast) is going to be transfixed by and have no choice but to consume.

this is where the money comes in. every episode of the Mr Beast: Homeless Czar Saga TM is going to be offered on pay per view. so many fucking ppl are gonna watch this shit and they will have to pay to do so and that is how we are going to make some of the money back for the costs that are going to have to be incurred to help the people who are actually wanting to be helped. obviously mr beast will get his revenue share for services rendered but ya. it’s kinda magical too bc even the worst apples of the bunch who have no desire to help themselves at all are basically helping make this whole thing possible by being part of Mr Beast: The Homeless Czar Saga TM.

so ya every homeless person is either gonna be reentering society as a productive member or being sent to mr beast in south dakota. theres no in between. you cant stay on the streets its one or the other. the most important thing here is that people who are genuinely wanting to not be homeless and have a good life can do so. along with that comes the secondary benefit that our cities will be markedly less mid without homeless people everywhere. legit everyone wins in this scenario i think you’re actually insane if you dont think this is the way to go