Hint of lime (and its chokehold on the white man)

If you’ve ever been to a white persons house and they bring out some salsa u know they’re bringing this motherfucker out. And they act so proud abt it too. they’re like “ooh look at me I got the HINT OF LIME chips not the normal ones”. They act like they’re introducing u to some new never before seen spice rub. the flavor profile isn’t even that good! It’s literally a tiny hint of lime. It’s like…fine.

white people treat this shit the same way they treat donald glover. The same way they treat butter chicken. if someone glazes the fuck out of hint of lime u know they have minimal cultural knowledge and their opinions on things should not be heeded.

there’s something about minor changes to basic foods that get people really horned up. And if you speak out against it they treat u like u just said that gods not real. I honestly think u could have a more civil conversation with some people about the existence of Christ than if u try to talk to them abt hint of lime chips being mid.

idk i hate this shit and it’s not even the fact that the chips are bad it’s just the rhetoric around them. I put them under the John summit umbrella. Things that are just mid but i have to hate them just because of the fact that everyone acts like they’re the best thing theyve ever seen