Epstein File Deep Dive Part 1
I thought this was gonna be short and sweet and its just neither
Everyone lock the fuck in bc this ones gonna be a heady one for those of you who do not use the internet in a similar way that i do. We’re talking about Jefferey Epstein, New York Financier, and the the things that he did before his untimely “death” in 2019.
this isnt going to be some long thinkpiece abt what i think the eppers was really up to or what i think his motivations were or anything like that. i legit think if i put my actual thoughts abt that on the internet i would be permanently blacklisted from the world. the us would invent a social credit system (already exists in some way shape form but i digress) just to give me the lowest score possible and turn me into the indian caste system equivalent of an untouchable.
instead this is going to be a quick hitter just compiling some of the interesting things i saw in the latest batch of the epstein files that was released by the government. its not gonna be quick tho if im being real after sourcing the shit i wanted to talk about im at over 50 files lmao. its kinda crazy theres like 3.3million files in total now. a lot of those are duplicates (if you’ve perused the files u know how it works) but i was thinking abt this and if you put every little thing i ever did on an electronic device in file format i wonder how many pdfs it would end up being.
but straight up this is for the people who dont keep up with anything and dont know whats going on. for those of us who are termninally online we have to undersatnd that the majority of the population does not know what clavicular getting framemogged by asu frat leader means. they have normal lives and do dumb shit like go to chilis for date night and listen to taylor swift or reggaeton or other npc shit like that. so much of the shit in here i feel like if i told a normal person who i know irl they would actually look at me like i had lost my mind. but its true. and theyres finally evidence. i am vindicated.
and honestly its not their fault. the files have been out for like two weeks and the major news outlets just refuse to go over anything that is even remotely damning. like this should fill up the news cycles and be all that is being reported on tbh. im looking at you The Washington Post. u guys r doing a horrible job and i hate u.
what follows is gonna be a list of shit that u should know if u want to be considered sentient and includes images and references if u wanna be a little fuckwad and fact check me even tho ltrly all i do is just bless the uninformed with.
Rich/Powerful People Just Being the Fucking Worst
This section is pretty self explanatory but is just people who are in epsteins social circle just being the worst man. I didn’t include some of the more widely known mfs like Prince Andrew (definitely raped ppl and most likely had some killed), noam chomsky (why the fuck was he with epstein man), clinton (i mean skys blue clinton was one of the horniest humans to exist), stephen hawking (come on man), among others but included some i thought were interesting.
UAE Diplomat Pimping out Younger Sister
Just horrible. Hind Alowais is UAE Human rights diplomat who is in the files over 400 times and has a close relationship w Epstein clearly. And is telling him to meet her sister who is “even prettier than me!!!!!!!” these people are just depraved demons. Like “yes powerful man please fuck my younger sister so i can get shit out of it”. this is who we’re dealing with in society. Hind herself is kinda bad tho. definitely would. in a vacuum tho. not now knowing what i know. not sober at least. idk maybe like 10+ old fashys. maybe less. idk theres a world in which i fold sober. who knows
Saudis/Emiratis being scum as per usual
Jeff with an emirati or saudi dude looking over a piece of the kaaba covering. (kaaba is the stone building that muslims make their pilgrimage to in mecca to pray around). i mean at least hes not fucking kids here but whoever gave this to him just sucks ass. JE should not have this ever lmao he is the worst person to entrust with something meaningful to the religion of islam. or any religion for that matter. he was a bad dude!
Peter Attia
Here’s Peter Attia whos a famous health guru research nerd who just recently got hired as a CBS News Contributor by Bari Weiss emailing Epstein to let him know that pussy is indeed low carb. He’s uncertain abt gluten tho. and ya pussy, i’d imagine (im wholesome so dk for sure), is probably low carb. i’d think indulging in some wap is probably similar to eating celery in the sense that its actually a net caloric deficit activity. so i guess this actually does make sense. there’s a bunch more emails with attia in them; the most damning of which being one where hes glazing the epp and saying something like “yo dude the life u live is actually so fucking sick and u do so much cool stuff it sucks that i cant tell anyone abt this shit :(. lol. u da man”
Elon Musk
Elons in the docs a bunch but the second pic here is so goddamn funny. Basically JE is tryna talk in code and be like yo u should come to party during the UN meetings theres gonna be a lot of “interesting ppl” there. basically saying yo im having a diddy party slide thru and get ur dick wet. elon, prbly bc of his severe autism and moronic nature, declines at first saying he’s too busy being tony stark to which JE responds saying yo retard its a sex party you’re gonna wanna pull thru. It just adds to the theory that all these powerful ppl were just such fucking losers and just wanted to hang with JE bc he was the coolest person they could be around. i mean he was giga rich thru mysterious means and stupidly photogenic. u put that mf next to an elon and it makes sense that musk would dickride.
Woody Allen
Exchange between a redacted mf and epstein where the redcated mf makes a joke that Woody Allen and Epstein linking up is a pedophile convention. To which JE does not refute and instead corrects them saying the correct plural form of pedophile is actually pedophillee (not entirely certain if thats true and i dont wanna look it up tbh)
Bill Gates
TLDR: this ones fucking crazy lmao. a real roller coaster. JE is lambasting bill gates for fading his ass publicly and somewhat inconspicuously making demands for compensation for JE going along with what bill is saying publicly. the kicker comes at the end where he talks abt how bill had asked him for help prior with an std that he probably contracting from rawing someone that JE had provided for him (so lowk is JE’s responsibility in a way). bill sent hog pics to epstein for advice and then asked him how to secretly drug his wife to get rid of her infection before she found out. ltlry some shit george costanza would ask jerry for help for in seinfeld
JE the octopus
This section of shit is gonna be abt how this mf was literally the forrest gump for every bad thing that occurred in the world from like 2000-to when he “died”. He wasn’t just fucking little kids he was deadass ruining everything that was cool and fun
Game Microtransactions
TLDR: this is epstein and another dude corresponding with the CEO of Activision (maker of call of duty) and discussing how video games are a great way to introduce children to capitalism and the economy via small transactions in the game as well as introducing them to “big tits” and “thong”(s). They literally are saying they want to create “educational subversion”. This is why games suck now. they are no longer a fun thing to do when ur a kid u have to rape ur parents cc to see any progress and are just fed porn instead.
Vegas Shooting:
I wont lie this ones kinda schizo but if ur interested in this one read this thread from twitter:
Basically the gist is Eppers and MBS (Crown Prince of Saudi and de facto ruler) had a relationship and there was a joint venture involving a piece of land adjacent to where the shooting took place. Idk man that entire shooting makes non fucking sense to me like anyone whos looked into it is like “yo this is fucking retarded none of this adds up.” i’d do your own research on this one
Great Recession
TLDR: Essentially what we have here is the fact that Epstein was dabbling in Structured credit investment vehicles at Bear Sterns (bank who’s failing helped kick off the financial crisis of 08) and basically had to withdraw all his money from the fund at one instance because of the fact he was getting arrested that first time. this withdrawal (im not gonna try to explain leverage here) caused the house of cards to tumble for bear stearns and that fund collapsed literally 3 months later! this is actually insane like he had his part in everything lmao. now im not saying that shit was epsteins fault that; whole shitshow would’ve happened regardless but jeff was literally a main catalyst to it which is so funny tbh.
The whole Far right movement of the late teens
TLDR: What we have here is JE corresponding with Moot (gay ass name) who is the founder of 4chan. Days after they meet, moot launches /pol. Which for u normals out there is where a lot of the far right ideas were incubated in the 2010s. The implication here is that epstein had a hand in orchestrating the culture war between the right and left. Qanon, trad shit, nationalistic ideas that are still super relevant today were all disseminated in large part due to the existence of pol. The counter culture of BLM and woke and all that shit exists as a response to all this! we are all pawns in a game holy shit this one made me crash out. its hard to emphasize how crazy this is
Isis/Hamas/Nasra and other militant groups and overall mideast politics
This one is kinda tough to parse and idk if i have the ball knowledge to accurately explain all of it but from the way it reads to me its basically epstein and a redacted individual discussing meetings with ehud barak (former PM of Israel) and larry summers (former US sec of Treasury) and they’re discussing isis and nusra and other militant groups in the mid east as well as whats transpiring as if they have insider info. which is sus.
Libya and its fall
This is fucking crazy. so when libyas regime was toppled epstein and this homie greg brown are just in the background talking about how the reported number of assets is actually 4x whats reported (320billion instead of 80billions) and that they have a plan to go in and recover some of it so they can make out like bandits. real bag chaser shit u kinda gotta tip ur hat. this is what they do while we just wageslave tho
Miscellaneous Nefarious Shi
This is gonna be just random shit that will make u do a double take in addition to some stuff that’s pretty horrible but there’s not firsthand evidence so its technically alleged or assumed from the info available.
Trump’s security threatening murder and admitting to other murders?
This is from FBI documents. The source pdf has hella shit in there its worth chekcing out but what caught a real ones eye was the [art abpiut Trumps head of security allegedly saying that if this huzz ever said anything abt what she saw Trump and others do she would end up as “fertilizer…like the other cunts”. which is not good. u never wanna end up as fertilizer. and if theres a history of people being turned into fertilizer in situations that you find yourself in, you need to probably get out.
More trump/gmaxx/JE doing sex crime shi and whatnot
Just various bad news bears allegations here. the link has the full doc I would peruse if ur interested
Jeffery Epstein N bomb
Casual racism here from the jeffery
JE and trump virgin girlmaxxing
A lot to unpack here in this pic as well as the full doc but the main thing is them claiming that a sheik gave Trump his virgin daughter to which the jeffery responded “oh i love when the do that”. like what. theyre so flippant abt it lmao its just so casual when tlaking about heinous crimes
GMaxx Poetrymaxxing
Ghislaine maxwell writing some nice poetry fantasizing about a world with no arabs
Conclusion (Temporarily)
This is where im gonna stop for now. this is probably like 40% of the source material i gathered for this article but its just so much and neverending so im gonna split it into parts. The more batshit insane and demonic shit is still there to discuss so we’ll get to that
-R
Jfc😬