Ai porn slop producers are still morally superior to towing companies
You genuinely have to be the most morally reprehensible person to work at one of those shitboxes
A few weeks ago i was loungemaxxing on the beach watching the sunset and enjoying the beauty of the Pilar Zeta installation (i recognize that this in and of itself is an experience that 99% of you on this godforsaken website will never have the pleasure of living so im dropping a pic so you can live vicariously).
but while doing this i was conversing with my friends and he was telling me how one of his indian chads is in the ai porn industry. now, to preface this, im like 98% he means that he creates ai huzz sluts to shill lonely incels into giving him money and is not actually creating ai porn of himself but i guess that doesnt really matter for what im gonna get into. now the thing is this mf makes bread so it got us talking abt whether or not we would participate in an occupation such as that just to chase a bag and be able to buy more chrome hearts.
the consensus between the 3 of us was that that no, we would not contribute to the sloppification and moral degradation of society just to be able to go to st barts 5 months of the year rather than the 2 we go currently but it got me thinking. is porn peddling the worst thing a regular mf can do to make bread?
it took me like 2 seconds to figure out the answer is unequivocally no. anyone who works at a towing company is no joke like 5x worse than someone who creates fake huzz with an ai prompt that with each nip slip is actively poisoning the water supply of our impoverished communities all in the end goal of some guy in a dark room to send $10 via tip in before he finishes and feels gross about what hes done.
and like straight up that scene i just typed above is disgusting. i fr felt not good writing it. like real nightmarish shit. but still not nearly as nightmarish and disgusting as your soul has to be in order for you to work at a towing company.
so my cars been towed twice in the past year and im just gonna go ahead describe some of the bullshit that i experienced throughout that process bc its actually so goddamn ridiculous. first of all, BOTH times my car was towed it was towed incorrectly ( to varying degrees). the first time is more gray area it was lowkirk my friends fault so i’ll give them a pass on this one but the second time was total bullshit.
towgate number 2 i got my shit took from a spot that i had paid to be in all bc the cabal that the miami beach parking people and the towing companies have together. like neither of them bothered to check if my license plate was valid. i think they just saw that i didnt have a sticker (sticker is for permanent residents i was paying for temp) and just towed my bitch ass. like how the fuck are you in the towing business and your SOP is to tow first and ask questions later. the blatant disregard these mfs have for what is essentially someone elses property is absurd.
now ill get more into that scenario in a little but i wanna go back to the first time i got my shit took. so starting out theres legit no fucking notice or notification to you. they just take ur shit and u have to figure it out on some sherlock holmes. I remember emerging from the spot i was staying out and just being so flabbergasted bc my car just was no longer in the parking spot. it was like an episode of david blaine street magic. shit was gone with no warning.
so after i collect my thoughts i call the towing company that has the sign in the lot and ask if they took my shit and describe my whip and give the license plate number and the fucking mouthbreather on the other line goes “nope dont have that”. so im like thats weird but i call other towing companies and they say they dont have it either. i eventually have to end up calling the police just for them to tell me that it has to be at the one that has the sign up. so i call again and im like hey are you sure you dont have a silver 4runner with this plate and the fuckface goes “nope we only have a silver 4runner with the plate number ending in 4 not 8”. naturally i enquire “so everything is the exact same…color, make, model, first 6 digits of the plate number. what if the guy just wrote the wrong number down when he brought it in?” so the guy finally goes out and checks and is like ya ur right the last number is an 8 actually.
at this point im already at my wits end bc that was so fucking retarded like how r u gonna tell me thats not my car when i call in the first time. the thing abt these tow drive fuckers is that there is legit no recourse for the bullshit they put u through. like that dickhead can just sit there and be intentionally obtuse abt having my LEGIT PROPERTY and i cant do shit abt it. its honestly pretty humbling
the retardation doesnt end there though once i got to the spot i see that you have to pay in cash (obviously) so new obstacle got unlocked and also i technically cant claim my whip bc the registration is under my moms name technically. obviously a phone call from my mom isnt going to suffice and they need a notarized form filled out authorizing me getting the whip. at this point it feels like im speedrunning thru dante’s 9 circles of hell.
so while im figuring this new debacle out im just standing there and i see this milf go up and ask them if they have her whip there. obviously the guy is like “nope we dont have any jeeps on the lot”. mind you i can see into their lot and i can see a jeep there but whatever. so the huzz goes to the towing company next door and asks them too. they say no and so she walks back over and i say “hey is that your jeep right there” and she says yes and goes back to the first guy being like what the fucky thts literally my car. and the fat fuck just looks at her and goes oh ok.
like what the actual fuck. im pretty sure their standard response when someone asks if they have their car is to just say no. bc every addtl night ur car is there its an extra 100 bucks or some shit. so they are legit just incentivized to lie abt not having stolen ur property. its legitimately insane. and they just get away with it. constantly. theres actually no oversight when it comes to these fucking cretins i hate them so much oooooooooooooh im abt to crash out.
the second time my car was towed i go to the spot and im like yo my shit was paid for and show the guy the proof. and he goes not my problem take that up with the city parking dpt but u cant have ur car until they say everythings fine which will take a couple weeks. mind you they will charge me for every night that its there. so obviously i just pay the guy the 600 bucks and im like ill get it back in blood type shit but genuinely what other businesses are allowed to operate like this? it is actually asinine that they can just take what it is yours and then hold it over your head until you pay them an absurd ransom. at least with ai porn those fuckers are voluntarily giving their money up and are happy to do so. towing is actually just legalized theft. and im honestly not sure how legal it all is. im pretty sure they operate under the assumption that ppl arent gonna waste their time trying to actually sue them.
straight up tho idk how more of those fuckers arent shot. like in miami especially? theres gotta be some people who have gotten towed or are in the process of getting towed who have no concept of consequences and have just tried to swiss cheese these cunts like i legit dk how towing person hate crimes arent more prevalent
but ya all in all i hate them so much and the first thing im doing once i am in power as supreme leader of the world is rounding all of those pieces of shit up and using their flesh as fuel for the ai porn data servers. then i will shut down the ai porn data servers bc the moral depravity of the world is another thing i will be tackling as supreme leader. however priority number one is obviously those tow fuckers
-R
we are lowkirk the gay couple in david blaine street magic
I agree tow workers are the complete scum of society. I like approaching them mid tow and pretending they’re taking my car, just fully freak out and beg them to lower the car. Once they say no I hit em with “haha psych that’s not even my car, I got your ass”
It’s pretty fucking autistic on my part, but it seems to annoy them a lot so I view it as time well spent.